temperance14 (temperance14) wrote in queenoftortuga,
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*Annual stroll along the docks*

*She's creaky, and dirty, and her linen is torn, and her bottom is scuffed...but enough about Cannonball Jane. She's here to inspect the Queen of Tortuga.*

Well, let's see if the moorings are all in place.

What have we here? Six sea cows, all swimming in a circle, nose to tails.
Yep. The moo-rings are all in place.

*ship's bell instead of rim-shot*
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the porc salé avec pain dur.
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